First, at an Italian Wedding, the bride requested that her bouquet be tossed out of a moving airplane to a line of waiting women. The bouquet was immediately sucked into the plane's engine, causing it to explode. The plane crashed into a hospital. Only one person was injured, and everyone else survived.In the second story, Japan's love hotels, where couples can go for some "alone time", are apparently doing very well despite the economic situation. This has led investors to put money into the hotels, boosting the Japanese economy.
The moral of these two stories is that love is dangerous. Avoid it if at all possible. But sex can single-handedly save the economy. So get busy getting busy!
If history has taught us anything, it's that we can always count on sex to ensure the continuation of the species. Selling sex has been around since God made Adam and Steve... ehem, Eve. That's why they call prostitution the oldest profession.
So in order to fix this economy, follow Nike's advice and "Just Do It."
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