Paleontologists have discovered a new dinosaur that is related to the triceratops. It has fifteen horns and is called Kosmoceratops.
Just look at this guy. He looks like he'd be named Kosmo, or at least he looks like someone who would order a Cosmo at a bar.
According to Fox News, scientists say "most of the horns were used to attract mates and intimidate rivals of the same species". Yeah, if those mates were other dude Kosmoceratopses and those rivals were Republicans.
I'm not saying this dinosaur is gay, but look at those horns. Do they look like they could possibly inflict damage? They're all turned downward and look like they'd snap like twigs if they tried to stab something. The thing is just peacocking. And in totally flamboyant fashion.
This of course comes after the news that David Yost, the Blue Power Ranger, whose mascot was the triceratops, just came out as gay. Is every horned dinosaur gay? Without question.
The fossils were found in Utah, which means it died there. This just proves that even in the prehistoric age of the dinosaurs, Utah has not been friendly to the gays.
This is all based on stereotypes of course. But everyone at least has a little gaydar. Come on, doesn't this guy make the needle twitch just a bit?
