A woman in England has been arrested for being too loud during sex, according to the BBC. Last month she was given a court order banning her from making excessively loud noise anywhere in England after neighbors complained of her raucous love-making.
Well she just couldn't keep her mouth, or her legs, shut.
The police disregarded the "If the room's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'" sign on the door. The woman was fined, arrested, and now has a court date to plead her case. The tragedy is that this could have been prevented with a simple ball gag, or even a strategically placed pillow.
Her husband, Steve, the proudest man alive, now has enough points on his man-card to be ranked just a notch below the likes of Burt Reynolds and Steve Irwin.
Ladies, I have to advise that some guys do like a screamer in bed, but there is a limit. Usually you should take the hint the first time the cops knock on your door. If not, the court order should be another sign that maybe you need to tone it down.
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