This is the second post in a row having to do with guns, but this time it's about actual guns, not Michelle Obama's arm-cannons.The Chicago Tribune has reported on two rather interesting shootings. Apparently a man in Elgin shot his wife in the leg around 5 A.M. on Saturday after "mistaking" her for a burglar when she tried to get into bed.
Yeah right! A burglar comes into the house at 5 in the morning and after a night of looting, burgling, and general mischief decides, "Hey, I'm kinda sleepy. I think I'll stop mid-caper and take a nap with the dude I'm stealing from." The guy was most likely pissed about his wife coming home at 5, decided to teach her a lesson, and busted a cap in her leg. He should have realized that the proper way to control a woman is to force her to wear sleeves (see post below).
The second shooting took place in New York on Sunday when a woman was hit by an arrow! (Who shoots an arrow?) She was hit in the stomach, but was in stable condition at the hospital. The police believe the arrow was shot at random.
My guess is Cupid had a little too much fun on St. Patrick's day weekend, thought it was Valentine's day again, and aimed a little low. Other suspects include Rambo, Atilla the Hun, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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