So Long, Noughties!

Well, the decade started off with the election of George Bush and the horrors of 9/11. And judging by the state of the global economy, the environment, and the fact that Lady Gaga is at the top of the charts, we aren't ending on a much higher note.

Sadly, this is most likely the decade that will define my generation. And I, for one, am glad this decade is at an end. It means there are a few things for me to look forward to. First of all, VH1 will undoubtedly come out with another "I Love The..." series, which I'm willing to bet will be called "I Love the Noughties".

Second, the world is going to end in only 2 years. Which means all of my concerns about finding a job and a girlfriend and all that will be pretty much worthless.

And Obama is president, which means racism is over!

But don't make the mistake of saying "things can't possibly get any worse" in the next decade. If you've ever seen a movie with Chevy Chase, you know that the second you say it, the car will break down or the Christmas tree will catch fire or you'll be mauled by robots.

Good riddance, Noughties! See you in the history books and, eventually, on Nick at Nite.

A Trip to Taco Bell

Glory Hallelujah! Today I took a trip to the most disgusting fast food joint on the planet, Taco Bell! The faux Mexican, diarrhea inducing, just-add-water slop they call food always leaves a horrifying taste in my mouth.
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But perhaps the most disgusting (and hilarious) thing I experienced at this hell hole was a sign above the job applications on the counter. Look familiar? I put it next to the sign near the Mexico-U.S. border, just in case you aren't aware of the warning to oncoming traffic.
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I know Taco Bell tries to pass itself off as a Mexican food place, but seriously? A mexican guy in the same position as the guy in the border sign next to a soccer ball?
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All that's missing in Taco Bell's sign is a sombrero and a car full of undocumented workers.
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Even Colonel Sanders would say "Damn, that's racist".