Temptation Island, but Seriously No Means No

The Chicago Tribune reports that actor Henry Ian Cusick, better known as Desmond from Lost, is being sued along with ABC by a woman who claims she was sexually harassed, then fired when she reported the incident to her superiors.
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Here are some excuses that could possibly work for Desmond to get out of this.
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1) It was the black smoke monster.
2) Desmond needs to grab some boobs every 108 minutes or the world will end.
3) He's Scottish.
4) Desmond had a vision of the woman's death and grabbed her to prevent her from walking into traffic.
5) Desmond was traveling back in time from a moment in the future in which he and the woman are happily married. Not realizing that he was in the past, he started to... oh forget it, he's guilty.
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Really, ladies, if you were sexually harassed by Desmond, would you complain?

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