Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Pain in the Butt? Not Any More.

Consider your ass saved!
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WebMD reports that a new prostate cancer vaccine called Provenge has met its goal, increasing the survival rate of prostate cancer patients who weren't responding to other forms of treatment.
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In the fight against butt cancer, this smells like a success! Now if only they would get to work on a more dignified way of testing for prostate cancer than getting a finger in the pooper.
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We wonder why the aliens come and probe anals on Earth, but clearly we haven't even figured out our own asses. It's no wonder the human rectum is so baffling to outer space visitors.

Also, in the process of looking up this story, I came across one of the funniest and most horrifying medical diagrams I've ever seen. Enjoy:

1 comment:

  1. I recognize the hand in that photo, but what's all that other junk there? (LOL!)

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