Taxi Cab Confessions That You'd Rather Not Hear

A Chicago Trib story caught my eye today. A woman has accused a cab driver of sexually abusing her. She claims the man brought her to a deserted road, then asked her to spit in his face and rub his chest. He then began to suck her toes and feet. Eventually he brought her to her destination.

Gross.

Don't knock it 'til you try it I guess...

Sometimes you end up in the Cash Cab, sometimes you get your toes sucked. Is it worth the risk?

The cab driver asked her if she wanted to go double or nothing on a video bonus fetish, but the woman decided to play it safe and walk away with moist feet.

Temptation Island, but Seriously No Means No

The Chicago Tribune reports that actor Henry Ian Cusick, better known as Desmond from Lost, is being sued along with ABC by a woman who claims she was sexually harassed, then fired when she reported the incident to her superiors.
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Here are some excuses that could possibly work for Desmond to get out of this.
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1) It was the black smoke monster.
2) Desmond needs to grab some boobs every 108 minutes or the world will end.
3) He's Scottish.
4) Desmond had a vision of the woman's death and grabbed her to prevent her from walking into traffic.
5) Desmond was traveling back in time from a moment in the future in which he and the woman are happily married. Not realizing that he was in the past, he started to... oh forget it, he's guilty.
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Really, ladies, if you were sexually harassed by Desmond, would you complain?

Sorry for the lack of posts, but my computer is broken again (surprise surprise). I'll post when I can.