You're Welcome, Mickey's

I've decided to create some advertisements for companies who I feel don't do enough to promote their products. This one is for Mickey's and is inspired by a drunk conversation with friends.

All I have to say is, you are welcome, Mickey's.

More Web-Ad Shenanigans

This time an ad for Nestea caught my eye while I was web-drifting. The ad for Green Tea proudly proclaimed "Like a punch in the mouth that feels good."

Who comes up with this garbage? I can imagine the meeting where they came up with ideas for new ads.

Ad writer 1: We need to compare our Green Tea to something enjoyable and pleasureable.

Writer 2: How about a punch in the mouth?

Writer 1: That doesn't sound very enjoyable.

Writer 2: No no, this would be like a punch in the mouth, but it feels good.

Writer 1: "Like a punch in the mouth that feels good." That's brilliant!

Writer 2: I've got some other ideas. We could say it's like a kick to the crotch...

Writer 1: Quit drilling, you've struck oil! Let's run it!

Any clown that comes off the street is apparently able to write advertisements for multi-million dollar corporations. How about this: "Like Hitler but kills thirst instead of Jews"? Eh?

You're right, I probably put too much effort into that ad. It would never work.