America, the Country of High School Girls

If you've ever known a high school girl in your life or, worse, been one, then you know that high school girls suck.  Even high school girls will say, "Yeah, like, not me but totally.  Other girls suck."

Lately I've noticed that this whole country is full of high school girl mentality.  You've probably heard of Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder and professional supervillain.  Many people are saying he should be put to death or sent to Guantanamo Bay for terrorism.

Really?

Here's what happened.  Assange revealed some e-mails that showed what American diplomats said about foreign leaders.  What they actually said.  It's not made up or exaggerated.  It's really what they said.  And they're mad at him?

Let's say there's a high school girl named Kelly.  She decides one day that she's going to talk to Jessica about
Becky behind Becky's back.  Then Jessica tells Becky what Kelly said.  So instead of thinking, "Hey, I probably shouldn't have said those things about Becky because she's my friend," Kelly thinks, "Jessica, that bitch!  She should be put to death or sent to a prison for terrorists!"

There are tons of ways America is like high school.  The social clicks, the idolizing of jocks, the homophobia, and the spontaneous musicals.  But let's not turn into Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls, ok?


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