What would Freud say? Don't care. This is happening.
1. This company's logo:
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| Upside down, if you get what I mean. |
2. This wet spot on the pavement:
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| I also see a tank. I don't know what that means. |
3. This character from Adventure Time:
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| Seriously? |
4. The tail between this monkey's legs:
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| It's supposed to be a girl monkey, right? |
5. This water gun that Minkus is holding:
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| Is this what water guns looked like during my childhood? |
Well, I hope you had fun and said, "That is a penis," at least once.
Anyway, I've been taking classes at The Second City recently, and I have a show coming up. If you're in the Chicago area, grab tickets and come see A Twerk In Progress, starting at 10:30 PM on August 30th and playing every Friday at the same time and place throughout September.
