I just attended an address to all Freshers (the English version of Freshman). I can't tell you how spectacular it was.
There was a swine flu advisory, pyrotechnics, and a mascot named Easy Tiger. He is named Easy Tiger because he is a spokesman for safe drinking and sex. And he's a slut.
One would think you would pick a safer animal than a tiger to be the spokesperson for safe sex. Something like a sloth or a koala.
Truth is, I'm probably going to end up sleeping with this tiger. We all are. He's that easy.
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