Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Jumping Ponds: Almost America 1

Re-posted from Jumping Ponds, 9/19/2009

All the things in Britain that are just like America... almost.


Maybe British people aren't as fat because their chips remind them to walk instead of lay, or maybe "Lays" is more offensive of a term in England than it is in America. Incidentally, you can get sausages called "Bangers".


"SFC" stands for "Southern Fried Chicken". But one wonders, the southern part of where? England? Or America? Oddly enough, they also have KFC in Britain.


This is a picture of a barn dance in Britain. Essentially it's just like an American barn dance, except it doesn't take place in a barn, there is no keg, and no one dresses like a farmer. So minus all the things that make a barn dance a barn dance. But there was awful square dancing with a lot of awkward crashes. Joy.

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