Other Things On Obama's Plate

You may think that being the president is all about fighting wars, having sex with Marilyn Monroe, and other general everyday bad-assery.  And believe me, Obama is keeping up with all of that.  But what about the other stuff?  The boring minutia of the day-to-day life in the White Black House?  Well rest assured.  Barack-out-with-your-crocs-out has that nonsense on lock, too.

Here's an example.  Look at the top of your screen.  See that URL?  There's a good old fashioned American ".com" in that address, isn't there?  Well since Thomas Jefferson created the internet back in the day (it was Jefferson, right?) you've probably noticed that a ton of new dot somethings are floating around.  Not just ".org" or ".net", but a bunch of other flibbity-bibbity.  In fact, 115 new domains are under consideration as you read this, including ".car", ".movie", and my favorite, ".gay".  I haven't read the Bible in some time, but I'm pretty sure I remember something about a gay domain being an abomination.

And who has the power to say which of these domains flies or dies?  A California based company under a US government contract.  In other words, our Kill Switch wielding, basketball shooting, 44th president holds the power to give it the ol' left-handed John Hancock.  I mean his signature, not masturbation.

So next time you think about saying this president doesn't do anything, keep in mind he's the only thing standing between you and gay web domains.

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