Are you going to leave your kid in a room alone with some guy named Muderer Von Kiddierape? No, of course not. Chances are good he's a murderer and/or kiddie rapist.
No one gets killed by the bottlenose dolphin. Do you know why? Because we call them bottlenose! They hear that and think, "Well I'm not going to mess with humans. They just make fun of my nose."
Do you know what the killer whale thinks when he hears us call him a killer whale? He thinks, "I have to kill someone." It's basic psychology.
Sad thing is, this particular whale has already been involved in two other killings. That means this is a serial killer whale. So it's time we start taking it serial and change its name to something like "cowface" whale, or "fatty-fat-fat". If you put someone down enough, there's no way he's going to snap and start killing people... right?
When I was a little boy, I remember wearing a Sea World T-shirt with a whale pictured on it. I thought it looked friendly and cute, like a dolphin. Then my friend told me, "Dude, that's a killer whale on your shirt!" After that, I never wanted to wear that shirt again.
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That's actually a really cool song. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteJoel's sister knows this whale. Her opinion is, that although killer whales can be dangerous, all of these incidences are accidents.
ReplyDeleteDogs get put down when they bite someone.
-Katie