The Sexiness of Toaster Ovens

With all the debate going on about gay marriage, Quiznos continues to push the borders with their campaign for human-toaster relationships.

We all remember the controversial commercial when the Quiznos toaster oven demanded that a man "put it in me", referring seductively to a sandwich. It seems Quiznos has done it again with a new commercial in which the sex-hungry toaster suggests that it and a woman "run away together" because it has a "long extension cord".

People, I don't feel like I need to explain the dangers of sexual relationships between people and toaster ovens. The one-man-one-woman relationship serves the important function of reproduction. The only thing a relationship with a toaster oven will produce is burnt genitals.

If we all fall in love with toaster ovens, our civilization is doomed to fall. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Kenmore.

By the way, this is the funniest Quiznos commercial I've seen since the Quiznos rats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOkoA9aBkuw