Sunday, March 15, 2009

Drawing Her Guns


The Chicago Tribune reports that a comic book, titled Female Force, will feature Michelle Obama. The comic has also featured such influential women as Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin, the latter of which I can only assume is a satirical issue.

Michelle's story will be told through the comic from her days growing up in Chicago, to moving to the White House, to her famous advancement of women's right not to wear sleeves. I honestly don't know how women figured out that we men were keeping them down by forcing them to wear sleeves, but Michelle shattered that glass ceiling with those sexy guns. PEW PEW!

I'm just surprised Barack's knuckles didn't explode like an iPod Touch (look it up) when Michelle gave him the old fist bump.

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